Weapon for extermination:
Heavy duty chainsaw (or chaingun)
Weapon for extermination:
Matches and lighter fluid
Rats are ugly
They carry disease
So don't get bitten
Or you'll get rabies
Rats have a very mild salty taste with a slight tang once it hits your tounge. They taste better When sauteed with olive oil. Bon appetit!
Rats Tend to be little idiots once you take their cheese away. The naughty brats. But if you need your rat to behave, just give it some higher quality and richer cheese than the normal low quality Kraft cheese that they normally carry around in their trusty rat-pouches (like a kangaroo's pouch).
Rat milk, or more commonly known as lao shu nai has a butterey taste, and is slightly thicker than the average cow's milk. Yum! Rat milk also tends to be tastier when turned into a cheese or a yogurt.
Big boy Bill is the Most trusted lao shu nai dealer. He offers good lao shu nai at reasonable prices.
Ahhh, rats have always had a large part in history. They have been included in the black death and even Ratatouille! Yum!
the most commonly debated issue in the world, RAT vs. MOUSE. Which is better? The anwser? RATS. Rats are more edible, offer more protien and fiber. When dried rats also are more flammable, meaning that when stranded somewhere, you can always start a fire. How nice.
After all we all know that rats are quite superior over a lot of species, but how would they hold up against a very intelegent, volcano dwelling animal? You know the answer, RATS WIN!! The overwhelming quantity of the rats will storm the chimps, and their small teeth will take the chimps by surpise. We all saw it coming.
| Rat | Price | Flammability |
|---|---|---|
| Rattus Rattus | 9 Robux | 3 flammables |
| Nigel Ratburn | 85 coins | 4.5 flammables |
| Splinter | 20 unspecified currencies | 1.623 flammableness |
| Rat | Name | Uses |
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Rattus Hattus | Rattus Hattus is usually farmed for his stylish hat, which is usually used as replacements for those mini umbrellas used at hotels. Their fur, when burned off their decaying corpse, can also be used as a seasoning for soups, salads, pancakes and rocks. Their meat is almost never consumed, due to its extreme bitterness. Weapon for extermination: Heavy duty chainsaw (or chaingun) |
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Rattus Phattus | Rattus Phattus is often harvested for his body fat, that works as an efficent and tasty cooking oil. The average Rattus Phattus weighs about 10-11 pounds, yeilding about 3 cups of oil for one rat. This oil can be used to flavorfully fry even the richest dishes to prefection. Rattus Phattus's oil also can be drank to make your skin soft. Weapon for extermination: Matches and lighter fluid |
